I decided to have an office debate on this subject, as I’ve been at home so long now. This is how it went:
I gave the toaster a grilling first of all as his contribution is usually quite crummie. The whisk got all stirred up about it and started frothing away whilst the cooker was getting pre-heated up for their turn. The washing machine spun into a lather and the dishwasher bleated about the economy cycle. Fridge was icy as always and told me to chill out which got kettle all boiled up! Coffee machine espressed her opinion on the matter and had more to say latte. The bread bin was dry and crusty as usual, seen better days, and biscuit barrel demanded a re-count.
